A crabby middle-school secretary podcasting outrageous opinions regarding everyday life and the nature of reality. Madge is happy to advise and even get involved with the lives of unsuspecting callers. She runs her podcast from the main office during school hours, assisted by her camera-man Bobby, a talking penguin and former mafia hitman from a parallel earth here on the inter-dimensional witness protection program and her contentious, SJW, intern Alison who is suppose to help produce the show.